We make a pair

My cat is clever, white and fat,
With all the foods he is obsessed:

Meat, fish, mice, Whiskas, cheese and milk -
When asking them he's smooth like silk.

When claiming them he's like a dog,
While catching mice he jumps like frog.

And like grasshopper moves he, too
Playing half-dead mouse, this is true!

I come to kitchen - and he's there
With tail high up and fluffy hair.

Cheshire smile: is there any food?
He's so easily understood!

T'make up for it, he knows his place
And never jumps into my face.

When being full he's lazy bones
And never asks another bonus.

Well, keep in mind: He is castrated,
But never feels any sort 'f hatred.

Just typical man - enjoys his life!
One would be happy being his wife.

To tell the truth, I'm foodie too.
We make a pair: shoe and shoe!